THREESOMES

Since I have been back it’s been ‘back to business’ right away, ugh! Anyway, a couple wrap ups about my trip to visit Vance. First off, let me tell you about my bad luck streak the day before and the day of my flight over there – for me bad things (and good things) tend to happen in three’s. First, I was driving to work early last Saturday and right out in front of my work it is all parallel parking. So someone was waiting for another car to leave and blocking the lane, so myself and the car in front of me went around. Both of us in turn almost hit another car that was pulling out that we couldn’t see from the other side of the car that was blocking the lane. We both made it – but the women in front of me then proceeded to T-bone a car in the next intersection, and the best part is she then backed up really fast without looking and hit me. Ugh! After about 15 minutes of confusion she, the car she hit, and myself all pulled off to the side. I got out and looked at my car, it was thankfully just a broken fog light. So I asked her for her phone number and said I would send her a bill for the light. The woman was old and she was obviously going to have to have the entire front end of the car she hit replaced, plus the front and back bumpers of her own car – so I felt no need to stick around and file a report and or insurance claim for what is most likely a fifteen dollar fix. Plus, I could care less about my current ride, it’s pretty ghetto – it’s a Nissan Maxima that’s nearly as old as me…I miss my Prius :(. Second, that night at work we got really busy and  I was making a top shelf margarita when the Cointreau (orange liqueur) ran out. So I grabbed another bottle and it somehow slipped from my hand directly onto my foot from about 5 feet up. If you have ever seen a liter bottle of cointreau they are quite heavy. It hurt so bad – the bottle was still in one piece cause it bounced off my foot and the rubber mats we have, but my foot the next day walking to my gate at the airport was entirely black and blue and at one point I was pretty much limping. Third…so I board my plane and I immediately put my carry-on and a sweater I had brought under the seat in front of me. Then I put on my headphones and listened to music. I noticed the guy in front of me walk up to the front of the plane shortly before they closed the door and then return to his seat. Halfway through the flight I got cold and reached for my sweater. Come to find out, the guy in front of me had given it to a flight attendant to take off the plane thinking it had been left from the previous flight…Really??? Before doing something like that wouldn’t you have the common sense to look around you and ask if it belonged to anyone? I’m sure he thought he was doing his good deed for the day but now here I am with an injured foot, cold, and another 4 hours till my destination. Ay! So now I’m just waiting for the three good things to start lol. I will say this, one good thing about flying is that the gay flight attendants nearly always give me free cocktails. Yay! Once I arrived I had lots of fun with Vance and his friends…not to mention, lots of “sexy time” as he calls it lol. It sucked to have to leave. I will be uploading our private photos from throughout the last five years in the next couple of weeks. The gallery will be added to Vance’s page in the meber’s area and called ‘Turk & Vance: The Private Collection’ – so look out for it Anyway, love you all and I am happy to be back to you!!!

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